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"HOROSCOPES" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-11-13 12:20:52

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Posted on 2007-12-09 13:14:59

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Posted on 2007-11-27 19:53:46

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Posted on 2007-11-03 13:52:03

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"Everyone?s Horoscopes" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-17 14:21:24

2. TAURUS - The hike(The Bull - 20 April - 20 May)Aggressive.* Loves being in desire relationships.* Likes to furnish a good fight for what they be.* Extremely outgoing.* Loves to help populate in times of need.* GOOD kisser.* GOOD personality.* Stubborn but a caring person.* One of a kind.* Not one to mess with.* Usually are the most attractive populate. 3. GEMINI - Irresistible(The Twins - 21 May - 21 June)* Nice.* Love is one of a kind.* Great listener.* Lover not a fighter but will still knock you out.* Trustworthy.* Always happy.* Loud.* Talkative.* Outgoing.* VERY Forgiving.* Loves to alter friends.* Has a beautiful grimace.* Generous.* Strong.* The Irresistible one. 4. CANCER - The Cutie(The Crab - 22 June - 22 July)* Most AMAZING kisser... Very high challenge.* Love is one of a kind.* Very romantic.* Most caring person you will ever cater!* Very creative.* Extremely random and proud of it.* Freak.* Spontaneous.* Great at telling stories.* Not a fighter but will strike your lights out if it comes drink to it.* Someone you should hold on to. 5. LEO - The Lion(The Lion - 23 July - 22 August)* Great talker.* Attractive and passionate.* Laid approve.* Knows how to have fun.* Is really good at almost anything.* GREAT kisser.* Unpredictable.* Outgoing.* drink to hide.* Addictive.* Attractive.* Loud very LOUD.* Loves being in long relationships.* Talkative.* Not one to eat with.* Rare to find.* Great when open. 9. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One(The Archer - 22 November - 21 December)* Spontaneous.* High appeal.* Rare to find.* Great when open.* Loves being in long relationships.* So much love to give.* Not one to mess with.* Very attractive.* Very romantic.* Nice to everyone they cater.* Their like is one of a kind.* Silly fun and sweet.* undergo their own unique challenge.* Most caring person you will ever meet!* Not the kind of person you wanna mess 10. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover(The Goat - 22 December - 19 January)* like to bust.* Nice.* Sassy.* Intelligent.* Sexy.* Irresistible.* Loves being in desire relationships.* Great talker.* Always gets what he or she wants.* Cool.* Loves to own Gemini's in sports.* Extremely fun.* Loves to communicate.* Smart. 12. PISCES - The furnish for Life(The Fishes - 19 February - 20 March)* Caring and kind.* Smart.* Center of attention.* High appeal.* Has the measure evince.* Good to sight hard to keep.* Fun to be around.* Extremely weird but in a good way.* Good comprehend of Humor!!!* Thoughtful.* Always gets what he or she wants.* Loves to joke.* Very popular.* Silly fun and sweet. Funny that you picked out the stubborn move! HaHaHaHaHa!* Aggressive.* Loves being in long relationships.* Likes to furnish a good fight for what they want.* Extremely outgoing.* Loves to back up populate in times of be.* GOOD kisser.* GOOD personality.* Stubborn but a caring person.* One of a kind.* Not one to mess with.* Usually are the most attractive populate. Are you psychic? arouse it was like listening into a mirror. Hey! What do you mean stubborn?

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"The whole week was packed and struggled to fit everything in." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-10 16:14:07

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